Halloween Jokes for Kids
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Sameer came home alone in the middle of the night after staying up late in the next village. Incidentally, that night was Friday night, which was said to be the most sinister night. Dark streets coupled with raindrops add to the spooky atmosphere. When passing through the famously haunted cemetery, suddenly a ghost sundel bolong appeared right in front of Sameer. But the Sameer was not afraid at all, instead of teased.
Sundel Bolong
Halloween Jokes for Kids
Sameer: "Hadew ... oh my.. bad ghosts are showing off. bad hair, bad face bad dress.. so poor you are."Sundel Bolong: (left because they failed miserably).
Seeing his friend being humiliated, the ghost of Pocong jumping in front of the Sameer. But again the man was not afraid instead of laughing.
Sameer: "This is again ... Ghost is really funny. Already know the road is smooth, but why this ghost jumping? "
Pocong: (Blushing and then jumping away).
Pocong
Seeing Sameer's courage, the other ghosts became curious. All the ghosts of the tomb inhabitants started from tuyul, kuntilanak, genderuwo, until the vampire appeared all Sameer's brave. But they all have to be disappointed because of those who are trying to afraid sameer but sameer not afraid at all.
Sameer: "It's useless for you to pose in various styles as well, I'm not going to be afraid because there's nothing I fear in this world." (While laughing).
The collection of ghosts was surrendered and returned to sweetness in the cemetery. Suddenly from a distance, there was a scream of women calling out to Sameer.
Woman: "Sameer !! Where are you?!!. Watch out if you go home, I will lose your head! "
Sameer: (Suddenly pale and quickly crumple behind the tombstone).
Tuyul: "hei, bro ... Be careful if you squat. you step on my head, you know? "
Sameer: "Shh .. Don't be noisy. If I discovered, I find it difficult to eat here. "
Tuyul: Who is she?, how she makes you so scared? "
Sameer: "she is my wife"
Spooky Halloween Song. :3